- Escaping from the tub, her little legs waddled directly to the buttercup yellow "anywhere chair" we have in their room. She climbed up on it and promptly tinkled, leaving a large puddle. To make this a better story, you should know that one hour prior to this I had finished washing and drying the cover, then spent 20 minutes stuffing the thing back together. (If you have one of these chairs, you are feeling my pain.)
- She threw a massive temper tantrum in Costco, ten times worse than the one I blogged about. She was screaming "WAWAWAWA!" (water) so relentlessly and with such vehemence that I finally begged one of the sample ladies to give me a little cup of warm water. (She was cooking spinach ravioli with it, which, as a side note, is quite delicious.)
- At dinner, she choked on a chip, causing her to vomit what seemed like her entire day's consumption all over the chair, table and floor. And yep, I just mopped it last night. Once again, I am not lying.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Smidget Part 2
It's payback time. Smidget must have heard what I posted about her! In the past 24 hours, the following three things have happened:
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She probably did read it. Karma is a bitc*.
You are too funny!
Oops. The above comment was from the "secret identity" me.
You are making me laugh, and feel bad for you. I love that you just washed that chair cover. That, my friend, is ironic. Situational, I believe. And I happen to love Costco's spinach ravioli. Big fan!
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