I've mentioned several times that I planted a garden at the end of February. Here is the main garden, as it looks now:
Here is the side of the house (that no one sees) planted with sunflowers and wildflowers:
However, my arch enemy, Mr. Gopher, is making this gardening adventure an experiment in frustration.
First (two weeks ago), I came out one day to find a tomato plant looking pretty sad. On closer inspection, I realized that what I was seeing was the top leaves only. The entire plant had been sucked into the ground and was gone, leaving an ominous gopher hole in its wake. Ergh. Luckily one of my five tomato plants had been a double, so we separated it and replanted. I still had five plants.
I came home from Utah to discover that two more tomato plants had been snatched. My blood was beginning to boil.
Three days ago, three new marigold plants from the end of my flower bed (30 feet away) were gone, lost in the bowels of the land--and (ew) the gopher.
The final straw happened on Easter. D's mom had only just planted three big, beautiful butterfly attracting plants. Mr. Gopher had an Easter feast of one of them, and topped it off with one more marigold plant. This last insult pushed then entire family over the edge into gopher-hunting mode. Four rusty traps were produced and laid (here is a photo of one. You have to attach the wire and stake it down so you don't lose your trap).
I sure hope so. Though I cringed in the front doorway as he cleared the trap and could barely stand to peek at the critter, most of my heart was rejoicing. I know it seems heartless to kill a little beast, but I'm starting to view it as having a mouse in my house. What a pest--it takes a lot of work and money to keep a garden going. I am not running a buffet for vermin.
So I'm over it. Gophers, beware my wrath.
12 comments:
Woo hoo!! Hell hath no fury like a gardener scorned...
Wow, what a garden. Can you blame the gopher when you plant so many good things.
I am jealous of your sunny CAlifornia. My garden is quickly over growing their containers in the kitchen window, but there is still some snow on the ground.
I would love to plant a garden, but 1) I don't know how and 2) I am not worrying about a garden while living in family housing. The garden looks awesome. I know it's not funny for you, but I am laughing so hard at your entry. You are the best writing when it comes to blogging. I hope you get all of the fat gophers that are eating your garden.
Rather ambitious for a first-time gardener. Don't let that gopher steal your thunder!
Gophers are a serious pain. Last summer we had a few that were digging tunnels all through our yard. We tried several different traps but could never catch one. We finally found this device (it looks like an oversized tent peg) that you drive into the ground and it transmits some kind of sound that scares away Gophers. It was relatively inexpensive and I think you have to change the battery once or twice a year. It worked like a charm...no more gophers.
Buffet for vermin...great line! Sorry about the pests, though. It can be SOOOO maddening to have your veggies and flowers eaten. I sometimes have considered sitting through the night in camo with a shotgun.
Ah these comments are SO fun to read! While I HAVE been angry enough to try Anderson's suggestion (first I'd have to obtain a shotgun), Emma Lee's idea sounds easier. I'm gonna try it!! :)
So far no more gopher holes--but I did notice 2 strawberry plants and 2 marigolds I hadn't noticed before are missing. I'm pretty sure I just didn't notice them and that they aren't new. I hope, I hope.
sorry so hear about your problem. We had the same thing in FH last year even with everyone having fenced-in yards. I don't know how much gardening experience you have but, if your canteloupe starts to get sick, give me a ring. They can be pesky plants. Good luck this week, gopher-busters!!
Good for you for attempting such a grand project. I am glad you are now winning the gopher problem. I am sure everything will come up beautiful and yummy!
Hurray! One down- I think that puts you in the lead!
I'm glad to finally get the garden post! I will miss having a garden this year. Are you going to be up for all the weeding? Maybe you can train the gophers to do it. I hope that cool transmitting device works. Sounds Star Trekky. Right up your alley. Ha! Post more picks as your garden grows. I can garden vicariously.
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